One of my favourite things in the world is ChatRoulette.
If, for some reason, you have missed this phenomenon – it is a webcam-based chat that hooks you up to another random user on the chatroulette website. However, if the person on the other end is boring/creepy/masturbating you hit “next” as quick as you can and get connected to somebody else.
In any chat roulette conversation there is a race to discover which party is the “weirdo”. If the other person disconnects from you, you realise ‘holy shit, that person thought I was the weirdo’, and experience a dip in self-esteem.
Katy Perry uses it, Ben Folds uses it, and I use it. Drunk. A lot.
Every day I seem to discover something new about this website’s potential through the different ways people are using it. I had already heard of musically talented people improvising songs to anybody who will stick around long enough to listen.
However…..
Tonight I have discovered another use people are putting chatroulette to. It is called “Trolling“. Trolling means ‘let’s be an anonymous dick on the internet because we can’. Here are my 3 favourite chatroulette trolls.
# 3 – Pretend to be Jessica Alba
This video comes from misuse of Jessica Alba’s entry into an online ‘staring competition’.
# 2 – The Fake Webcam
# 1 – Puppeteering a Blowjob
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At our Broast the other day we started a few rounds of Chatroulette. Our main gimmick was to basically cheer until the other person disconnected. The main flaw to this gimmick was that once we ran out of cheering it kinda settled into awkward semi-silence until eventually we disconnected. Two major highlights though:
1. A guy who appeared to have wrapped shoelace around the end of his penis and was then manipulating his penis by holding each end of the shoelace and pulling it back and forth. Curious. He had not reaction to our endless cheering.
2. A woman in her underwear with a male figure behind her. Conversation ran like this:
Her: Wow
Her: So many
Us: So many indeed
[PAUSE]
Us: Tits etc?
Her: ok!
At which point her boyfriend came into picture and removed her bra. Cue much cheering.
My fave thing about chatroulette is it makes you get a little creepy yourself. eg on my first time playing with JC, I asked these 15 yr old girls to show me their boobs, then they flipped me off and I thought “what am I doing? I could go to gaol for that if I did it outside a primary school” and I nexted them for their own protection.